Halloween costumes: How much is too much?

I don't wear a costume for Halloween. When people ask I tell them I'm dressed as a serial killer. They look like everybody else.

 

Actually, Mr. Thing, when you shave hairy legs you're a lot less likely to get razor burn.

 

I'd go as a cheerleader or whatever just so I could play with the boobs.

 

My mom and dad did that one year for a Halloween party. She went as a football player and he went as a cheerleader.

 

Can we please postpone this thread until, at least, October?

I never worry about a costume until Oct., 30. The 27th at the earliest.

 

Last year I went to a party as an anti-halloween crusader and handed out tracts.

Good times.

 

DTGDTN!

 

I tell people I'm a sensitive, compassionate, emotionally well-adjusted adult male. Of course, I'm allegedly two of those all year long.

 

Adult and male?

 

Halloween sucks. Everyone just may as well dress up like grundles.

 

Doing it years apart, or at different functions where one set of friends were at one event and another set of friends were at another function (just so it didn't look like I was repeating myself), I went as Lt. Columbo.

Another year as Groucho (Easy to flirt that way).

Last year, went as baseball player....Tried to hook up with a woman dressed as a Girl Scout. She looked great...but had waaay too many piercings.

 

Last year I was a tool. Wore a witty saying T-shirt over a white dress shirt, popped the collar, threw on a fake vintage blazer, scuffed up jeans and a newsboy hat.
It was amusing, but telling a hottie that you are a tool is not the greatest first impression.