halloween costume ideas?

I think the naked spaceman is worth a shot.

 

That's what the devil said on last night's South Park

 

Two ideas:

- Just get a paper bag and cut out two holes for the eyes and one for the mouth. Memorize a book of bad jokes and go as the "unknown comic" (although you'd have to have seen the Gong Show to get the reference)

- Cut the seat out of a pair of jeans (or other pants). Wear no underwear, but go fully dressed otherwise. When people ask what you're dressed as, turn around and say you're a full moon. Or cut out half of the seat to go as a half moon... or cut other proportions to go as different moon stages.

 

Uh, no.

 

I think the best easy costume would be to cut too many holes in a sheet and go as Charlie Brown, circa "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

 

Damn you, Bubbler! You've ruined the surprise for everyone when I walk into the SportsJournalists.com Halloween party!

To answer the question that started this thread, Maverick from 'Top Gun' is pretty easy. Go to your Army/Navy surplus, buy a green jumpsuit and a few naval patches. Then pick up a $5 pair of aviator glasses. You can even try singing "You lost that loving feeling" if a lass named Charlie catches your eye.

 

I thought this was a new thread and then I saw some strange posters and I couldn't figure out what was going on.

The rare 1-year later thread bump.

I still think I am going to go as a sports writer.

 

Hell, I didn't even notice it was from last year.

 

Maybe I can get some input here... I have this Spider-Man costume my ex got me a few years ago... it's very tight and spandex-y, and I wouldn't dare wear it by itself for obvious, fig-and-berry smuggling reasons.

Anyway, I was thinking of going as Peter Parker, with the Spider-Man costume on underneath and showing under a shirt...

Lame?

 

I think it works ... that's among the best ideas I've heard this season.

 

I had a similar costume a few years ago, only I went as Clark Kent with the shirt ripped open and the "S" poking out underneath. It went over pretty well.

Of course, you could go as Spidey and just stuff your jock.

 

There's always Invisible Pedestrian or Johnny Human Torch ...