Half of men would dump a girlfriend who gained weight

Half of me would dump a girlfriend who gained weight.

My lower half.

 

The answer to either question depends more upon the relationship than the individual.

And it can be tough on the other end of the coin, for men and women. Significant weight gain puts a lot of pressure on a relationship.

 

Being that you have to carry the end result, I hope it didn't have to be 100 percent.

 

And the second-biggest reason to dump: She stopped making me the damn sammich.

 

Perhaps I'm also faking the end result, Dools.

Where you been at, bitch? This place isn't the same...

 

On the slim chance I ever have a girlfriend again and she gains weight, I certainly would not dump her. I'd probably both be the reason she gained weight and find that attractive. I'd be more likely to dump a girlfriend if she lost weight, although I hope I wouldn't be shallow enough to do that.

 

That's a damn good job selling the bloating and pickle cravings, then. Tho the investment in maternity clothes seems to be a lot to spend on a "gotcha"

And I've been following Big Brother on Twitter (even better than the live feeds). But the game is at a real absurd place right now, so I'm staying away in protest. From Big Brother Twitter viewing, that is.

 

Being that eating is the #1 way to suppress sexual urges, I don't see how a woman could date you and not get fat.

 

There's also the fact that I can make about 40 kinds of cheesecake. That would cause any potential girlfriend of mine to get fat even if I was indulging those sexual urges...or, at least it would if the women I dated weren't already fat.

 

Men can do this as well. I have. There are ways, but if I spilled the beans my man card would be pulled.

 

Is "spilled the beans" a euphemism?

 

Why would you fake it? The Viagra running out?