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Hail sucks

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Six windows knocked out. Even worse, my Jeep's roof is shredded.

    Ah springtime.
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Hail is full of fail [/ducking]

    EDIT: That sucks, Inky.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Damn, Inky, sorry to hear that.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought you were going to batter Michigan's fight song... sorry bout the trouble, bud
  5. The locusts always get to me.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Boils. It always comes down to the boils.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Perhaps a garage?

    Or, as I did in 1999 when I had my brand New 99 Mustang and I heard hail at 3 o'clock in the morning.

    Jumped out of bed wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, and slept in the damn car underneath a carwash.
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    I feel your pain, brother. My windows are still intact, but it looks like some kid took a hammer to my car.
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Chef, we were at a restaurant. By the time we knew about the hail it was too late.

    While we lost windows at our house, my wife's car is fine. Funny how that worked.
  10. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Slappy, I'll step up to the plate on that thought:

    Hail to those motherfuckers,
    Hail to the those big cocksuckers,
    Hail! Hail to Michigan,
    The cesspool of the world!!!

    Hail to those masturbators,
    Hail to those fornicators,
    Hail! Hail to Michigan
    The cesspool of the world!!!

    Hail to those flies and maggots
    Hail to those whores and faggots
    Hail! Hail to Michigan
    The cesspool of the world!!!

    Hail to those auto workers,
    Hail to those circle jerkers,
    Hail! Hail to Michigan
    The cesspool of the world!!!

    [Credit: I heard it at IU]
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

  12. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    That sucks Inky.

    And I thought our golf ball sized hail with the vague dents in my car sucked.
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