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Haden Panettiere Gives Birth

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Dec 14, 2014.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    There was a picture of her about a week ago which I am sure busts all the bare-skin rules of the new regime.

    Let's just say that from the picture, I would expect the baby to weigh about 27 pounds.
  3. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    What is that supposed to mean, Star Man?
    I expect better from you than a fat joke, man of your talent.
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    It wasn't a fat joke, just that the pic showed a LOT of skin. Go look it up if you feel like it.
  5. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I have a wife, dude, and she checks Fart's cache for porn. I'll take your word for it.
    And she's too young for my old ass anyway.
    Played a small kid in Remember the Titans!, for fuk sake.
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Ok, I looked the bikini images up (of course). I agree with Starman. Motherhood is amazing. She's so big, her innie belly button inverted and became an outtie.
  7. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Your wife checks your computer history for porn?!?
    Does she check your phone for unlisted numbers and smell your clothes for perfume when you get home as well?
    Is her name Riskay by chance? Because that chicks smells something else as well! LOL
  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    The father is one of the Klitschko brothers, which is a pretty crazy paring. There's a reason they don't breed Mastiffs with toy poodles.
  9. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    "He must break her."
    JackReacher likes this.
  10. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    She looked like she was carrying a child that could be walking upright in 18 hours.

    Good for them, but, man, I felt bad for her. That looked so freeking uncomfortable.
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    What would a porn stash be without Wife of Fart anyway?
  12. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Definitely my first thought when I saw her ringside a few months ago. You can see how swollen she is already.
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