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Gwyneth Paltrow.....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    ... has a hot mom?

    Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

  2. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    I think you're thinking of Teri Polo, not Gwyneth. .. Although I'm sure Gwyneth's mum is quite fine in her own right; I'd probably be tempted to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, although I'd probably never call her again.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    ...has a mom named Blythe Danner...
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Blythe Danner is a saint!
  5. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Where did your clothes come from, the Toilet Store? [/anchorman threadjack]
  6. Flash

    Flash Guest

    ... slept with Brad Pitt. Bitch.
  7. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Gareth had it right
  8. GuessWho

    GuessWho Active Member

    Has a square blue face with a question mark in the middle of  it.  :(
  9. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    Oohhhhh, Gwyneth's mama was in MTP.

    My humble apologies to both of you sirs.
  10. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    This is the cause of the thread: http://www.gawker.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow/living-embodiment-of-caucasianess-keepin-it-real-193326.php
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    is someone I'd hit.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    ...is not dead.

    And, as Little Man's Daddy said, is not that attractive. Elitist snob + skin and bones = not attracteive.
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