Gwyneth Paltrow is a free agent

No rack and she seems like a bitch.

 

Hard to argue with any of that.

 

Women pay a lot more attention to her because of her Web site. Which I've never visited and I'm guessing few men have. She's no long a particularly notable actor or a particularly good one.

 

Would be considered hot in the Poindexter rogues gallery of teachers but a 5 on
the SJ scale

 

If someone asked me to come up with a picture of a "generic, good-looking blonde woman," Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty close to what I'd envision.

 

True, but it was the case even before the web site. I remember when Shakespeare in Love was out and women were saying, "Oh my God, she's so elegant, she's the most beautiful woman in the world..." and guys were saying, "Let's not go crazy here..."

 

She would be perfect for stock photo call center girl.

 

In their announcement, they didn't say they were splitting or separating or taking time apart, but that they had "consciously uncoupled." That's so Gwyneth.

Also Martin is about to cozy up to Shakira and get close to many young ladies who would do anything for their big shot on The Voice. Good time to be consciously uncoupled.

 

I didn't know that.

Shakira >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gwyneth.

 

Any mention of Shakira reminds me of an interview Jaromir Jagr gave about 10 years ago. The interviewer asked him the "if you could have dinner with any three people" question.

Jagr says "Number one, Shakira. And if she says yes then don't even bother with the other two because they would just bother me."

 

Seriously, Anne, tell us what you really think.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/26/gwyneth-paltrow-chris-martin-goop-conscious-uncoupling-template

" ... the next time she's papped."

 

"No, I want to name her Apple."


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