Guys, Sarah Silverman is available... Ladies, so is Jimmy Kimmel.

I can't be the only one who thinks this could be an elaborate prank.

 

I don't know. I would think "I'm F*ing Matt Damon" would be a pretty clear indicator that something is amiss in the relationship.

 

Isn't he in every woman's five though?

 

I forsee a video in the weeks to come involving Kimmel, Silverman, Damon and some sort of horrible orgy. I want my by-god props when it happens.

 

It was implied on Stern's show that Kimmel was the one who dumped Silverman.

 

You're not alone, Second Thoughts -- I could care less about Silverman or Kimmel, and that they are broken up is at the *bottom* of my list of concerns. I don't care....I really don't care.

Kimmel will never join the ranks of Carson, Allen, Griffin, or the good hosts of the past or any of the current crop.

But just wanted you to know you were not alone concerning your reaction to these two.

 

She sucks

 

I think that'd be hilarious. It's similar to what I used to do in college, just to get a rise out of the different crews.

 

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Maybe it took him this long to figure out the Damon joke really was at his expense... or, not really a joke at all.

 

Don't you have to have a date before you can fake a breakup to get a rise out of different crews?