Guy blows a .491 -- and lives

http://wbztv.com/watercooler/drunk.driver.providence.2.776743.html

Who does he think he is? Keith Richards?

 

.42 killed John Bonham.

 

How much or what do you think you need to drink to get that kinda level. Holy crap. How is he alive. That's horrible.

 

I bet he wishes he was dead soon as he wakes up.

 

A sucker punch to the gut killed Houdini, you know.

 

Awesome.

 

A friend of mine and I once met for beers, had the exact same number. He went home one way, I went another. I got home safely, he got nailed by the cops and blew a .16. We're about the same size. I'm not much of a drinker and I know how bad I felt the next day. I would have contemplated suicide at about .21, let along .491

 

At that point, other than chunks, how do you manage to blow anything?

And this cracked me up...

"Our only assumption could be that the person has a serious alcohol problem," O'Donnell said.

Ya think?

 

Great subhead:

 

"Our only assumption could be that the person has a serious alcohol problem,"

ya think?

 

I was listening to some story on the radio the other day and there was some man in Australia some time back who was pulled off on the highway on a lawn mower and blew over a .30. How he managed to operate that lawn mower is beyond me.

 

T_B