Guiteau Innocent! Clinton Killed President Garfield!

Just to debunk one more of her silly theories quickly, Vince Foster wasn't left-handed. So the "similarities" between her husband's death and Foster's exist pretty much nowhere outside of Willey's cobweb-strewn belfry.

 

That may be the most cogent analysis of the Clinton Chronicles I've read yet.

 

If he'd have just whacked himself, he wouldn't have needed the blowjobs.

 

Thank you.
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He'll be back for the late show, folks!

 

Nah, no matter how many times you whack yourself, you really do need the blowjob.

 

Again, a position that's difficult to gainsay.
(If you think I was going to go with any variation of "A position that's hard..." you're as crazy as Willey.)

 

True. I stand corrected.

Stick around for the late show anyway.

 

This veal is tremendous, by the way.

 

Wasn't Willey the one that Ken Starr had to keep re-immunizing because she changed her story so often?

 

One of them.
David Hale was another.
Nice investigation, Ken.