Guinness — going for that coveted orgy demographic (NSFW)

Another hand, a third one not previously seen, comes out from the middle and grabs the bottle, around the 50-second mark.

While I would salute Guinness, it isn't one of its real ads. Just a joke, made by a professional director and put on YouTube for giggles. Enjoy it while it lasts. Guinness will probably have it pulled.

 

Would that be a one-gun salute?

 

Filling all the holes like a dump truck.

 

This isn't about the Guinness commercial, but it bothers me nevertheless. The Heinekin commercial where one person seemingly goes halfway around the world to hand a Heinekin to someone from an completely different culture ... well, at one point a ballerina walks into a sauna with five middle-aged/old men in robes and speedos.

The men get excited, though I'm not sure if it's because of the beer or because a ballerina walked into the sauna and what we're actually seeing is a sexually suggestive from these Viagra-popping men.

Why have that the ballerina walk into the sauna like that and risk any harm? Why not have her walk up to these men as they drive around the links in a golf cart when they should've been at work? That would've made the commercial far less creepy.

 

I gotta hand it to them.

 

shock therapy. try it.

 

I met her once.