Guide to asking a girl to prom in a way that makes 'no' impossible

I actually feel bad for Gracie Gold here. Of course she has to say yes to this kid; she'd look like a cold-hearted bitch if she turned him down in this situation. Makes me think that this kid is a giant D-bag in real life, because he had to know that.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/gracie-gold-accepts-prom-date-offer-love-180321484--abc-news-celebrities.html

 

Seems like she left some wiggle room to change her mind:

"If it works out, I would love to," Gold, 18, politely responded.

 

Translation: "Are you fucking kidding me?" Gold replied sweetly.

 

This move was cute a few years ago when that soldier asked Mila Kunis to his ball or whatever it was.

Everything since is just pathetic.

 

Shoulda asked Wagner. She seems more fun and more desperate for attention.

Gold could win gold in four years. She strikes me as an athlete who's been asked to become a product, and much like Nancy Kerrigan, she does it, but not with vigor.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/scarlett-johansson-immediately-rejects-heartwarmin,31748/

 

It would be funny if she said no, then immediately called some other guy from his school and asked him out.

 

I love videos like these. They always inspire me to make one of my own and ask Jennifer Love Hewitt if she'll f**k me in the back of a Denny's parking lot. Social pressure should make her yes, right?

 

I'm sure someone has done a spoof of one of these...

 

She definitely does. Probably be a wild time with her.

 

I should make one...but sub in Betty White....just for the GILF factor