Guess who turns 60 today?

Dear Jim,

I plan on spending my birthday at TPC Sawgrass looking for the real killers. Not only did they kill Nicole, but they took the knife I used to cut the cake.

Sincerely,
Orenthal

 

Rack him!

 

He was slashing runner, who cut hard to the hole.

 

To all on my birthday:
I'm still free and people are still wondering if I did it or not. It's both history and a mystery.
With much love,
Juice

 

I'd rather let one million guilty people walk than punish one innocent person, but sometimes "reasonable doubt" pisses me off.

 

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

 

Go for it, h-a.

 

The country clubs he plays are restricted

 

Has nothing to do with the weak and impotent, has to do with the fact that no one outside of the related families really cares. It was a big pop culture event, someone died, someone walked, the "outrage" lasted for a couple weeks, it's good for the occasionally exploitation TV show on FOX.

 

A couple of weeks? Try two years.