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Guess what, folks? I'm Godless!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by forever_town, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I just got a *delightful* piece of mail at the office on Monday. It was addressed to "Godless Podunk Weekly Editor."

    Inside were copies of what I wrote in the paper. Scrawled above my opinion column about the recent spike in AIDS cases in my county was "Gorgeous (County Name with a G in it) should be changed to Godless (County Name with a G in it)."

    Guess I'll see some of y'all in Hell! I'll keep a spot warm for ya, get it?!
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Get us a cold beer, Newb... It's hot down here...
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    No problem. I'll balance it on my Full Member.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?
  6. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Full member can be taken more than one way.

    Have fun with the quote function.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of the WKRP episode where a tornado hits Cincinnati and Johnny has to read the civil defense announcement.

    "Subsitiute 'tornadoes' for Russians."

    "Those godless tornadoes!"
  8. ink-stained wretch

    ink-stained wretch Active Member

    Welcome, fellow traveller. My one claim to fame is being labeled as a Spawn of Satan by a particularly weird presidential campaign staff.
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    the 7th ring, didn't you know?
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    yeah... we have Death and everything...
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Hey someone was reading you, right?

    That's a good day for a lot of people!
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    He said he's godless, not a Communist. :D

    Wait ... aren't they the same thing? ???

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