Guess what, folks? I'm Godless!

I just got a *delightful* piece of mail at the office on Monday. It was addressed to "Godless Podunk Weekly Editor."

Inside were copies of what I wrote in the paper. Scrawled above my opinion column about the recent spike in AIDS cases in my county was "Gorgeous (County Name with a G in it) should be changed to Godless (County Name with a G in it)."

Guess I'll see some of y'all in Hell! I'll keep a spot warm for ya, get it?!

 

Get us a cold beer, Newb... It's hot down here...

 

No problem. I'll balance it on my Full Member.

 

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

 

I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?

 

Full member can be taken more than one way.

Have fun with the quote function.

 

Reminds me of the WKRP episode where a tornado hits Cincinnati and Johnny has to read the civil defense announcement.

"Subsitiute 'tornadoes' for Russians."

"Those godless tornadoes!"

 

Welcome, fellow traveller. My one claim to fame is being labeled as a Spawn of Satan by a particularly weird presidential campaign staff.

 

the 7th ring, didn't you know?

 

yeah... we have Death and everything...

 

He said he's godless, not a Communist.









Wait ... aren't they the same thing? ???

;D