Guess Nantz's stupid/cheesy/rehearsed/contrived line from tonight's game

"25 days till the Derby. Louisville is the sports capital of America!"

 

We can keep this thread running right through the Masters.

 

The bloated dead-horse corpse that is "OSM" should have been shipped to the equine crematorium about 15 years ago.

 

"And at the wire, it's Louisville, your national champion!"

"A Fab-tastic finish! Michigan wins it all!"

 

It's Louisville by an Italian pussycat hair!

 

Would Jim Nantz really be stupid enough to reference broken legs or bones in his line if Louisville wins? Wouldn't that be very bad taste?

 

A'Maize'n Blue! Michigan wears the crown.

They Red it here first: A Cardinal crown.

Red bird Revival: Louisville wins.

Or "Thank God. One day closer to the most overrated event in sports."

 

Johnny Dangerously, I believe, actually called the line 2 years ago. Which was sorta like SportsJournalists.com's version of Babe Ruth's called shot.

So in attempt to do that myself, I'm gonna throw a bunch at the wall and see what sticks.

"Don't give Louisville Lip. They're the National Champs!"

"From Hall of Fame to the Big Game: Pitino's in the winner's circle again!"

"Timeout America! Michigan Wins!"

"Louisville turns the bluegrass red! The Cardinals are your National Champs!"

"Michigan/Louisville is a peach of a National Champ!"

"Michigan makes a bee line to the National Championship!"

"Who can get the job done? MichiCAN! The Wolverines are National Champs!"

 

"The trophy stays in the Bluegrass State. First Kentucky, now Louisville, your 2013 national champions!"

 

"Area team wins national title."

 

"Make a Beilein for those nets, Wolverines! John's boys are now Michigan Men!"