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"Guess Heaven Needed a X" rant

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Eagles1 in London, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you'll have fresh veggies, have the whore bake treats ... what the hell are you gonna do with the Keebler elves, Mr. Sicko?
     
  2. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Don't ask, don't tell, Ace.
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  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Your old mechanic neighbor couldn't hack it in heaven as a mechanic, with all the new cars with their do-hickeys and computers in the engines and whatnot. He's been transferred to picking up dog shit in the Lassie section of heaven.
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    When I leave this board, I'm starting a "Guess heaven needed ATM jokes" thread.
     
  5. On the other hand, heaven must be missing an angel.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This is awesome.
     
  7. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Dig out that Passengers album and cue up "Miss Sarajevo."
     
  8. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    At least the mechanic or anyone else who left us didn't start a thread about it.

    EDIT - It looks like my attempt at humor was a few minutes late. Oops.
     
  9. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

    Stormy, out of left field! I love it.
     
  10. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    Thanks IJAG, but it looks like Zeke beat me to the punch.
     
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Eh I like yours better.

    Zeke's a poser. :D
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Are you saying heaven needed a poser?

    Are you cursing me to death, IJAG?
     
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