Guam is in danger

I lived on Guam for 15 years and loved it.
It's about 17 miles wide at its widest point.
And it rocks when the wind blows hard.

 

Dare I ask what moron-infused corner of our country elected this guy?

 

These days, most people think it's short for Guantanamo.

 

This is the type of shit that Christoper Columbus had to put up with it.

 

I did some of my best work in Guam.

 

Ya' know, when Guam does capsize we're all going to look really stupid for ripping on this guy.

 

I found it pretty funny how he was trying to milk that for all it's worth. It's like he had an aid look that up for him right beforehand, and wanted to make damn sure everyone saw that he knew an honest to god fact about Guam.

Unfortunately, the aid forgot to explain that Guam was an island, not a big boat.

 

Is it part of the Federated States of Micronesia?

 

1. I didn't live on Guam for 15 years. 3 years. I'm drunk.
B. Guam is on top of a tectonic-plate McGangbang .

 

No, Guam and the northern Marianas are distinct.

 

Guam = Where America's day begins ... by tipping over.

 

Didn't I hear that it was some sort of April Fool's joke gone way, way bad or was that just cover?