Groin on ice

Nope, not the newest version of the ice capades coming to a town near you ... nor did I get the big V yet.

I actually severely strained a groin muscle, which prompted my hard-working, blue-collar father-in-law to quip, "Boy, he must have a heavy pencil."

I think I strained it playing with my kid this holiday weekend. Now I'm just sitting here with a pack of ice on my gonads.

Uga's got nothing on me.

I'm old.

 

Now's the time to go get the Big V, while you've gotta be iced anyway.

 

They're pretty numb. Maybe I'll just do it myself.

 

Paging Chef...

 

Now that's a can't-miss thread.

 

Chef's not going anywhere near my boys.

 

the attractive female doctor with the cold hands was quite enough.

 

I've heard of hot nuts, but this?

 

At least you didn't fracture a testicle.

 

Damn. I thought this was going to be another Mikey joke. Considering how painful that sounds, I wish it were.

Hope things go well for you Write-brained. Sorry to hear about the strain.

 

I don't think Groin on Ice is gonna be a big seller down at the local bar.

 

Tastes like piss.