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Groin on ice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, Jul 8, 2008.

  1. Nope, not the newest version of the ice capades coming to a town near you ... nor did I get the big V yet.

    I actually severely strained a groin muscle, which prompted my hard-working, blue-collar father-in-law to quip, "Boy, he must have a heavy pencil."

    I think I strained it playing with my kid this holiday weekend. Now I'm just sitting here with a pack of ice on my gonads.

    Uga's got nothing on me.

    I'm old.
  2. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Now's the time to go get the Big V, while you've gotta be iced anyway.
  3. They're pretty numb. Maybe I'll just do it myself.
  4. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Paging Chef...
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Now that's a can't-miss thread.
  6. Chef's not going anywhere near my boys.
  7. the attractive female doctor with the cold hands was quite enough.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I've heard of hot nuts, but this?
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    At least you didn't fracture a testicle.
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Damn. I thought this was going to be another Mikey joke. Considering how painful that sounds, I wish it were.

    Hope things go well for you Write-brained. Sorry to hear about the strain.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I don't think Groin on Ice is gonna be a big seller down at the local bar.
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Tastes like piss.
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