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Greatest product name ever

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Hustle, Dec 4, 2008.

  1. Hustle

    Hustle Guest

    I was at a regional Tex/Mex chain yesterday. Over by the drinks, there's a rack of about 60 hot sauces there to be enjoyed on your meal; further, you can buy a bottle of any of them for $4.95.

    I flashed back to a day in my youth, when I had enough balls to put a dab of Dave's Insanity Sauce on my tongue. That particular spot burned for a good 20 minutes and I never touched the stuff again.

    A few bottles to the left of the Dave's line was a wide bottle with an 1800s B&W portrait on it. The product was Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, the Elixir of Capsacien Extremus!

    I should've, but I didn't.
     
    Hustle, Dec 4, 2008
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  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Had you tried it, you could clean up afterward with a little Boudreaux's Butt Paste.
     
    Batman, Dec 4, 2008
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  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    http://www.hotsauce.com/Colon-Cleaner-Professor-Phardtpounders-p/1288cc.htm

     
    Killick, Dec 4, 2008
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  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    I was all set to post a picture of the Whizzinator with a snarky "ahem" attached to it. I stand corrected.
     
    bigpern23, Dec 4, 2008
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