Greatest movie/TV insults of all time

Of course, me being me, I had to start off with this one.



Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again, 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

Anita: How dare you?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!

 

A close No. 2, in my opinion.



"Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?"

 

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"

 

Up your nose wit ha rubber hose!

 

Rick, you despise me, don't you?

Well, if I gave you any thought I probably would.

 

Put that coffee down.

 

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids.

 

Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an 80-thousand-dollar BMW.

 

"You buy a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup."

 

But I know something about you, you went to Cranbrook, that's a private school!

Chris WebberClarence never recovered.

 

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.