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Greatest Midget of All Time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Mar 21, 2009.

  1. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Beetlejuice.
     
  2. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    I grew up in Southern California, about 2 miles from a roller skating rink called (I think) "Roller Village."

    Billy Barty bought it and changed the name to "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy." He announced that from then on, people traveling to Orange County would be there to see "the big three": Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, and Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy.

    I think it lasted about 3 months.
     
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This isn't about dwarves. If it was, it would open up a whole new contestant.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The Frustrators -- The Great Australian Midget Toss

    Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shot put
    Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot
    Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun
    Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
    Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right?
    I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
    I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss

    I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace
    Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees
    Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk
    They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season
    Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
    If I come in first place, I'll put him in my trophy case
    I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
     
  5. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    OK, so a Stern fan posts Hank and Beetlejuice, but it takes this long for me to suggest ERIC THE MIDGET as the greatest!!
     
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    There should be some love for Two-Foot Fred ...

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    ... but the MG still wins.
     
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  7. deviljets7

    deviljets7 Member

    Bundy crushed Little Beaver. Haiti Kid was on the same team as Beaver/Hillbilly Jim.

    Jessie Ventura's commentary when Bundy slams him is gold.
     
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