Greatest lede ever

It was a tale of two halves.

 

Yeah, "huge fucking fake cock" would have been much better.

 

Another fine lede. Not the greatest ever, but good enough to resurrect this thread ...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s plans to build a 14,000-square-foot mansion in Montecito, Calif., are even less popular than the jade vagina eggs she sells on Goop for $66.

http://pagesix.com/2017/07/02/gwyne...ebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook

 

And this, to catch everyone up on this story of vital interest ...

In two blogs posted on Goop, her wellness and lifestyle publication, blog and e-commerce site, Paltrow waxed lyrical about the rejuvenating benefits of mugroot-infused vaginal steam cleaning and then implored that women practice holding jade eggs in their cooches to strengthen their orgasms. The latter is a a technique borrowed from ancient Chinese concubines.

Gwyneth Paltrow Shuts Down Haters Who Say She Shouldn't Put Jade Eggs in Her Vagina

 

It's her vagina. She can do what she wants with it.

Well, unless she becomes a teacher.