Greatest furniture idea ever?

um, how does he plan to get it out of his apartment?

 

You could just buy an entertainment center and put tv's in all the available spaces. As for the tap.....that belongs in the kitchen, or behind a bar.

Sorry, I'm not too impressed....especially for 15k.

 

He's going to grab a fucking oar and row, OK?

 

No, now come on, let's be serious.

He'll do it just like getting a ship in a bottle--fold the boat down and then slide it out the front door.

 

Does Thunderbird count as wine?

Mr. Babar sent me the link to this earlier today and it inspired some research -- having a sports ticker at home would be awesome. Those things are expensive; the equipment can easily run into four figures and then you have to subscribe to a data service for $50+ per month.

 

He's got a side door in his apartment. Spent about two weeks looking for wood to use in the shell. Home Depot sells only crap. Found a local mill where he was able to get some Western Cedar. Once the first part is done, he will carry it out and keep it covered while he works on the outrigger, mast and sail. He does have a gf, but I don't think she's too keen on the idea. But he's always been a bit off his rocker.

 

"I didn’t buy all [these tools] at once, blockhead. I’ve lived here for fifty years. A man stays in one place long enough
he tends to attract a decent set of tools."

- Walter Kowalski

 

I know one other male SJer that would need that.

 

1) You sure that's not the Caps beating on the Dead Things?
2) Forget the beer keg. A mini-fridge that can hold Mountain Dew, OJ and some snacks will work fine. Use the space for audio components ... no way any quality sound comes from those monitors without some amplification ...

 

I'd LOVE a 32-bottle wine rack.

 

I'd want to put in a wine fridge instead of the rack.