Greatest Entrance by a Pitcher Ever

My favorite story I wrote while covering baseball was talking to the players about the music that they played when they came up to bat. A few were indifferent about it, but most of them were very passionate about their choices.

Player: I've always been a big Ozzy fan and "Crazy Train" is everything I'm about.
Me: Uh, you know that song is about being on cocaine?
Player: No, I didn't know that. That's not true. How was I supposed to know that. Nobody knows that.
Me (to a different player walking to his locker) What's "Crazy Train" about?
Player 2: Cocaine.