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Greatest drug scandal excuse of all time, courtesy of North Korea

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by iceman, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. iceman

    iceman New Member

    "Frankfurt, Germany – North Korea is blaming football’s worst doping scandal in almost two decades on using steroid-laced medicine from musk deer glands to treat injuries from a lightning strike at a training camp for the Women’s World Cup."

    An earlier defeat was blamed on several of their players getting hit by lightening, so the Ministry of Truth is certainly keeping story consistent.

  2. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Clemens could have avoided a lot of legal troubles if he took this route.
  3. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    "That was my Plan B excuse"

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I actually used this story on my Sunday morning newscasts. I emphasized the believability factor (or lack thereof) by playing a soundbite of Dr. Evil saying "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight."
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