Great Xmas gifts come in pairs

Need?

 

With a polepoll?

 

Did somebody say sixteen?

 

Maybe we girls should start a moobs thread.

 

But this isn't just a tit thread. It's a thread to lets us know about an auction to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness

 

Yuck, who wants to look at that?

What we need is our own Member of the Year thread. Just dicks, lots and lots of 'em. Big dicks, skinny dicks, fake dicks, dicks that do tricks, Bea Arthur's dick....and lots of pictures of dicks, not naked dicks, but barely-concealed dicks, so we can guess which ones are circumcised and pierced and Viagra'd and whatnot.

Then we can vote for Member of the Year.

 

What a cocktastic idea.

 

Hmm. I don't see a dick. Do you think he has one? A big one? Do you think he looks good in spandex? This thread is nothing without pics of dicks in spandex.

 

I don't know, 21. Seems like we have plenty of dicks as it is.

 

There are lots of pictures of Beckham's penis on the Internets. Course I'm not sure if it's really his dick, or somebody else's photoshopped onto him. He's not a very big big guy, and his dick seems out of proportion in the pictures.

 

If you google "dicks in spandex" you'll get some interesting photos.