Great Xmas gifts come in pairs

Outing alert! BYH is Irwin Mainway!

 

ahh, the gift that keeps on giving...

 

Damn, Doc, that's impressive.

 

Maybe next year you can get General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit.

 

I'm firmly convinced that if women actually could do that, men would applaud the concept.

 

Let me get back to you in five or six years.

 

Women get frustrated my man's fascination with boobs, but they fail to realize one key point: Most men don't have boobs.

Ladies, if we had what you had, in varying sizes and shapes, we wouldn't be as fascinated in you as we are now. Mars and Venus, ladies. Mars and Venus.

 

Amazing.... it's up to 71 bids and $2,302

 

I believe the correct answer is two.

And ladies, you'll have to understand we are only doing this for health reasons and to extend our life expectancy. Perhaps we should move all this to the LiveStrong thread.....

 

But 21, these tits threads come without all the nagging, bitching and general overall 'round-the-clock unhappiness.

At least they did.

 

21 is right and you all know it.

Phila should start a testicles thread to be fair.