Great Xmas gifts come in pairs

You seriously can't make shit like this up (slightly NSFW):

http://consumerist.com/consumer/auctions/gift-idea-porn-stars-old-breast-implants-autographed-330269.php

The best part is when I clicked on the eBay link, I scrolled down to see how many bids were made and a nearly shit myself:



EDIT -- Since I can't increase the screen size, this is what I'm getting at: number of bids = 69.

 

I thought someone won her from Mr. Tebow:

 

I knew that was going to show up here.

 

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

 

I wouldn't have posted it if it weren't for the 69 bids. That was just too much for me to ignore. Any other amount of bids and whatever...

 

Apparently there can't be enough.

 

Sixteen.

 

I mean, do they not have access to tits elsewhere? Half of the entire population has them, they're not that hard to find.

 

My wife's sister once said she sometimes wished she could just detach them and hand them to her husband.

 

It appears the Tebow's friend's boobs joke is now deceased, and I sent it hurtling over the cliff. Apologies all around.

 

Don't worry, Doc. 'Twas my fault by making this its own thread.

 

I got my nephew two bags o' glass.

I figure they'll give him days of fun.