Great Moments in PR (Nicole Richie Division)

Gawker is reporting this press release has been e-blasted:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Nicole Richie Wears Moschino

July 26, 2007. Glendale, California. Nicole Richie arrived this morning to the LA County Superior Court wearing a black Moschino dress with high collar and tie in back. This dress is part of the Moschino Fall/Winter 2007/8 Pre-Collection.
--
Lindsay Krauss
Moschino Public Relations
Aeffe USA, Inc.
[email redacted]


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(I got an e-mail in my box the other day, about two hours after those explosions in Dallas, offering up an expert to talk about it.)

 

Dammit! Lost another office pool.

 

Me too... I so had Versace

 

Hope the prosecutor wasn't wearing the same thing - the horror!

 

Was she wearing pumps? To be arraigned in flats -- oh, the humanity!

 

The list of Hollywood tramps that should have their faces disfigured and forced to personally help rebuild the Lower Ninth Ward in N.O.

• Paris Hilton
• Nicole Richie
• Lindsay Lohan
• Brittany Spears
• Tara Reid

 

It is BRITNEY, not Brittany, fucking BRITNEY. She is one of the most famous women in the world. Spell her name right.

Thank you.

Stepping off my soapbox.

 

Tara Reid? We're digging up her corpse now?

 

Stepping on the soapbox: We don't give a fifteen shits how to spell her name. Britney in formal English language translation means skank, ho, trailer trash, whatthefuckever.

Jumps off the soapbox

 

Chances are she signs her name with an "X", so does it really matter?

 

I'd never really seen a list of them all. Put together, it really is amazing how these folks dominate the media. Sad

 

Sigh ... instead of fighting we should bemoan the notion that our grandparents' and parents' generations gave us such icons as Audrey Hepburn, Jane Russell, Marilyn Monroe ...

And this is what we're stuck with now.