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Great A-Rod story on the Onion

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jakewriter82, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    There will not be a thread on The Onion without the Hammurderer. There will NOT be.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899

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    Stabble, stabble, stabble indeed.
     
  2. Max Mercy

    Max Mercy Member

    This is a great piece of writing... for a lady.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43156
     
  3. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    I bet Hondo wrote that story.
     
  4. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    This is my all-time fave:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28898
     
  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Hard to believe but this story is ten years old. Still one of my favs: Barnes & Noble open in Cambodia.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30084

    Like Norresaprong, farmer Chira Samrong is also a voracious reader—and a serious lover of Tolstoi, to boot. Loading his ox cart with 54 copies of War And Peace, he said, "If I can obtain 200 of such books, I can build a house that will withstand the bullets of Hun Sen's guerrillas and Ranariddh's royalists. My wife was shot in the face last spring."
     
  6. PHINJ

    PHINJ Active Member

    The Onion Magazine covers are riotous -- "SALAKSHMI SPLIT!" and "WHO'S FUCKING SCARLETT JOHANSSON NOW?" are my favorites.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

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  8. Hustle

    Hustle Guest

    Since we're adding favorites...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52106

     
  9. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    This one will always trump all for me

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151
     
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