Grease fire when they try cremating a 600lb guy

Watched it over the weekend. Again. GREAT show.

 

That story was exceedingly poorly written. Though by TV website stories, it was probably Pullet Surprise quality.

 

Wonder why they didn't cut him in half and build two fires?

 

Make sure you sue the writers when that show appears.

 

3Bags--
A new career opens up for you! Entrepreneurial thinking, there.

 

Could charge double like the airlines, too.

 

"Oh, fuck that, let's just burn half of Dad and bury the rest."

 

... and the ashes of a morbidly obese man who's claim to fame is he torched up in the cremation chamber.

On second thought, I can think of worse things to be remembered for.

 

F_B:

In the parlance of our area, it's never in Brainerd, but rather "up Brainerd".

Do you happen to know a good place for lunch in the downtown area? Ohhh, yaaaaa? Is it reasonable?

 

"It's a Radisson, so you know it's good."

 

Go Bears!

 

May I ask what the fuck what in his system that would seep out and start a fire? Did they pump him full of Formaldehyde before placing him in the overn or did they shoot up him full of butter-flavored Crisco? ??? :-X

Geez. Just put me in a pine box and lower me down six feet. Make it easy on yourselves.