Grammy Awards

I've got no problem with Lonely Boy winning. Freedom at 21 is like the 8th best song on Blunderbuss, but Blunderbuss should have been the easy winner for best rock album.

 

Let me know when the remembrances are coming up so I can watch those and get some ideas for the "last words" thread.

Anybody good performing? Or anybody really bad performing that we can make fun of?

 

I'd imagine Mumford and Sons is playing, so there's a target-rich performance. If you've been saving up suspenders jokes, now is the time. People who dress as if the Civil War is ongoing deserve our ridicule.

 

I have no idea who's performing. I will say the Zac Brown Band is my current "I always forget how much I like them until I hear one of their songs" leader.

 

Actually, the list of performers is pretty good except Taylor Swift. I want her to perform sex live on stage because I really don't think she's done it before...I want to judge and see for myself.

 

Here's a list:

Travis Barker, Chuck D, LL Cool J, Tom Morello, and DJ Z-Trip
Dierks Bentley and Miranda Lambert
The Black Keys
Zac Brown, T Bone Burnett (as musical director), Alabama Shakes’ Brittany Howard, Elton John, Mumford & Sons, and Mavis Staples, who will pay tribute to the late Levon Helm of the Band
Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea and Kenny Garrett in tribute to Dave Brubeck
Kelly Clarkson
Dr. John and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band with the Black Keys
Fun.
Elton John with Ed Sheeran, performing together live for the first time
Juanes
Alicia Keys and Maroon 5
The Lumineers
Bruno Mars, Rihanna, and Sting
Miguel and Wiz Khalifa
Mumford & Sons
Frank Ocean
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Justin Timberlake
Carrie Underwood
Jack White

http://bostinno.com/2013/02/10/2013-grammys-performers-who-is-performing-at-the-grammy-awards/#ss__295350_295337_0__ss

 

I want her to perform hara-kiri on stage.

Edit: At least she's first. Will someone call me when she finds a bucket to carry a tune in?

 

Yes. They are having the baby in a bathtub or the kitchen sink, not clear on that.

The opening number is either an Alice in Wonderland trip or an open audition for Cirque du Soleil Nutcracker.

 

What does LL Cool J keep under that hat? Just your wildest guess.

 

Holy shit, that crazy cop who got fired from the LAPD is hosting the Grammys.

 

Still no. I feel like I've done some psychedelics after watching that performance. What does the circus and giant fluffy teddy bears have to do with breaking up with your boyfriend?