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Grab Your Gun, Hunker Down, It's A Civil War!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pete Incaviglia, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Yes. A Havard economist predicts civil war and more before this recession is over.

    Enjoy the read a friend sent me tonight:

  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Some men ya just can't reach ...
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I got this...

  4. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    COMMISSIONER RICE: With the first pick in the Civil War Draft, the West selects, from Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze.

    MEL KIPER: I tell you what, Boomer, I really like this pick. Swayze is the type of grizzled contributor who will step in and lead from the get-go. He's not going to need any of Coach Sheen's rah-rah speeches. Let's look at the clip.... Here, you'll see his efforts in Black Dog. It's clear he's not going to do everything he's told. He'll run guns... drugs... whatever it takes to get the job done.

    CHRIS BERMAN: Good points, Mel. And how do you have such nice hair? By the way, the Northeast is now on the clock.
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Swayze? Are you kidding me?
  6. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    You prefer General, er, Jennifer Gray?
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    It feeds the rich while it buries the poooooooor!
  8. pallister

    pallister Guest

    And I don't like it anymore than you men.
  9. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Can't. Happen. Here.
  10. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    The actual quote they based their big, stupid headline on:

    He actually predicts the U.S. comes out of it in decent shape.
  11. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Yeah. I laughed at that, too. It's why I named the thread what I did.
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