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Gored. In. The. Throat.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by NoOneLikesUs, May 22, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    They do fight back. They run into our cars in the middle of the night. And despite living in one of the nation's happiest hunting grounds I see no shortage of deer.
     
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    That photo reminds me of what happens to Timothy Dalton at the end of Hot Fuzz.
     
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Everytime I go to the rodeo when it swings through town, I wear a Chicago Bulls t-shirt.

    I always pull for the animals.
     
  4. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Remember the joke:

    Rugged Texan on vacation in Spain, goes to a restaurant. Sees a dinner being brought to the next table, two large, luscious meatballs, smells great. His mouth is watering. He asks the waiter what it is.
    The waiter says: "Those are bull testicles. They are a delicacy. They are delicious."
    The Texan says: "I'm willing to try anything once. That's what I'll have."
    Waiter says: "I'm sorry, sir. We only have one serving a night. But if you want to come back tomorrow, I will reserve them for you."
    The Texan agrees and comes back the next night. He arrives, the waiter brings him his order.
    The Texas says: "Wait a minute. These are scrawny and dried up. They are nothing like the bull testicles from last night"
    The waiter says: "I am sorry, senor. But sometimes the bull, he wins."
     
  5. Not to thread jack this but what is your reaction to seeing a photo like that on the cover of a newspaper at your doorstep first thing in the morning? Yuck.
     
  6. Den1983

    Den1983 Active Member

    Good one.

    Hey, if an idiot wants to fight a freakin' bull, go for it. But don't expect a pity party if the bull decides to take matters into his own hands.
     
  7. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I always root for the animals in bullfighting, rodeos, etc. Since they're not participating voluntarily, I appreciate it when they get a few shots in.
     
  8. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member


    Think of them as thieves instead of Bambi and they're much easier to hate.
     
  9. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Give the deer a way to fight back and they're eating us for dinner. Or we're alive and eating salad every meal. Fuck that.
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I feel the same way about mountain climbers.
     
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Da Bulls!
     
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