GOP candidate endorses masturbation

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/457840p-385290c.html

It's not often you hear a political candidate wax poetic about the benefits of masturbation.

It's rarer still when that person is running on the Republican and Conservative party lines.

A video making the rounds on the Internet shows Chris Migliaccio, a 23-year-old Assembly hopeful from Flushing, Queens, arguing that masturbation should be part of the sex-education curriculum.

"You are less stressed and a generally happy person and less aggressive when you masturbate on some sort of regular basis," Migliaccio, clad in a black shirt and a white tie, told a group at a Smith College meeting of the American Parliamentary Debate Association late last month, drawing approving thumps on the tables.
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"We all agree that Flushing needs a hands-on legislator, but clearly this is taking it way too far," said [Democratic candidate] adviser Evan Stavisky. "Thankfully, we have yet to see him shaking hands on the campaign trail."

 

This thread, of course, is useless without pictures.

 

EDIT: I figured the URL below was a joke. It's actually legit...and hilarious.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

War is out, pound your trout!

 

Why was this thread moved from the news board -- it's politics-related ???

EDIT: Nevermind, I see the "Congressman Creepy" thread is here, too, for some reason

 

Didn't Jocelyn Elders say the same thing?

 

Somewhere, Joycelyn Elders says Amen.

 

Found this bio on General Elders by googling. Found it in the masturbation Hall of Fame. Did not say if it was open to Canadians so I don't know if Damon Allen can get in.

 

Funny thing is, dude will only buy broadcast time eight seconds at a time.

 

Possible campaign slogans:

Choke a chicken for Jesus

Not a jerk like other politicians, but a jerkoff

Hand jobs for everyone

A happy ending in November

 

A chicken in every palm

 

Tippacanoe and whack off too.