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GOP candidate endorses masturbation

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 3, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    It's not often you hear a political candidate wax poetic about the benefits of masturbation.

    It's rarer still when that person is running on the Republican and Conservative party lines.

    A video making the rounds on the Internet shows Chris Migliaccio, a 23-year-old Assembly hopeful from Flushing, Queens, arguing that masturbation should be part of the sex-education curriculum.

    "You are less stressed and a generally happy person and less aggressive when you masturbate on some sort of regular basis," Migliaccio, clad in a black shirt and a white tie, told a group at a Smith College meeting of the American Parliamentary Debate Association late last month, drawing approving thumps on the tables.
    "We all agree that Flushing needs a hands-on legislator, but clearly this is taking it way too far," said [Democratic candidate] adviser Evan Stavisky. "Thankfully, we have yet to see him shaking hands on the campaign trail."
  2. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    This thread, of course, is useless without pictures.

  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member


    EDIT: I figured the URL below was a joke. It's actually legit...and hilarious.


    War is out, pound your trout!
  4. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Why was this thread moved from the news board -- it's politics-related ???

    EDIT: Nevermind, I see the "Congressman Creepy" thread is here, too, for some reason
  5. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Didn't Jocelyn Elders say the same thing?
  7. Somewhere, Joycelyn Elders says Amen.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Found this bio on General Elders by googling. Found it in the masturbation Hall of Fame. Did not say if it was open to Canadians so I don't know if Damon Allen can get in.
  9. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Funny thing is, dude will only buy broadcast time eight seconds at a time.
  10. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Possible campaign slogans:

    Choke a chicken for Jesus

    Not a jerk like other politicians, but a jerkoff

    Hand jobs for everyone

    A happy ending in November
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    A chicken in every palm
  12. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Tippacanoe and whack off too.
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