Goodbye U of Oregon wrestling and don't let the door hit you on the way out

http://media.www.dailyemerald.com/media/storage/paper859/news/2008/02/19/Sports/Wrestling.Is.Being.Cut.But.Do.You.or.I.Really.Care-3218598.shtml

The kid had a bad experience with wrestling in middle school PE and is apparently holding it against his college's soon-to-be-extinct wrestling team.

 

Eh, it's a student newspaper column. I'm sure he's done better stuff before, and will again after.

 

Didn't Oregon just add a baseball team?

Granted, I didn't read the link. But could that be a reason why?

 

It's not mentioned in there, but I believe the Ducks did announce the renewal of their baseball program right after last season ended.

 

here's a mug of the author of the "column" linked above. you be the judge.

 

here's my favorite line of the "column" "I've yet to attend a wrestling meet in my three years in Eugene." yet he cranks out 20esque inches on the topic.

not awesome.

 

Yeah he's going to have a bunch of guys ready to kick his ass.

That was terribly irresponsible.

 

"Here's your taco, sir."

"I don't want it anymore."

"But this will come out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!"

 

Somewhere, Phil Knight is upset because he won't have the chance to revolutionize make the singlet highlight yellow and even uglier.

 

"We're all out of secret sauce! Take this mayonnaise and put it in the sun!"

 

E-mail Jeffrey Dransfeldt at ijustsignedmydeathwarrant@oregon.edu.