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Goodbye. Tomorrow is April 1.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    So, tonight, before I go to bed, I will use a rubberband to hold down the trigger on the kitchen sink's vegetable sprayer. When my wife wakes up tomorrow morning and goes to get the water to make her coffee, she'll wake up quickly and wet.

    Look for pieces of my body. I'm too heavy for her to carry all at once.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Drip is gonna snag your wife on the rebound.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Methinks you are a helluva romantic, Oggie...
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Celibacy ain't so bad.
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    You're a day late. I woke her up quickly and wet today.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    That's outstanding.
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    God, that was funny. Line of the month.
  9. Rhody31

    Rhody31 Well-Known Member

    Try the saran wrap on the toliet.
    Just make sure you don't forget about it.
  10. KG

    KG Active Member

    If my husband actually stepped foot in the kitchen for something other than getting a beer, I'd totally do that.
  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    ogg just moved into my top 5 on my death pool.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    He's awfully quiet today... think he's kibble?
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