Good morning, Gentlemen. Welcome to another SJ.com Awards vote.

Some good candidates for top newb: JakeandElwood, Grimace, waterytart, I Digress, Wenders and Magic In The Night.

 

Also, I don't think Top Feud will go over too well with the mods. They don't seem to be into rewarding negativity.

But the correct answer is always BYH and Take A Wild Guess (not Mikey or spnited). Although, Mizzou vs. everyone (during the election) was up there.

 

For subject line of the year, for your consideration Chef's often parodied, but never surpassed "Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor, and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide." A stunning 32-page magnum opus based on impaired judgment, poor foot hygiene and an appalling lack of empathy.


The critics said of the post:
"Wow, that doesn't sound like a a good idea at all." - Angola

"Um, this will not end well?" - IJAG

 

Another note: campaign for something or someone, not against something or someone.

 

So glad we have the awards police here to guide us.

 

Wasn't campaigning against an individual. However, for the last three years (including the same person doing it the last two), there's been a Best (Worst?) Troll award in the initial post, and the mods have balked.

Just saving everyone the trouble is all.

 

Wasnt talking about anything you did, just stating in general. For example, say why Bubbler should be on the first team, not why he shouldn't

 

Ah. Gotcha. Well, Bubbler sucks.

 

i'm just happy to be mentioned in this thread. thanks dan.

 

Another possible category: The Golden Cricket for most threads initiated without a single reply.

 

You?

And I think troll of the year could work, as long as it's not discussed in this here thread. You know, like the button.

 

All-time-best feud: Hoops vs. the shift key.