Good games (for free)?

The fun part is a) naming your people obsenities, b) dying of dysentary/chlorea/diarrhea and c) putting obsenities on your tombstone after you die. Of course, this was a lot more fun and daring when you were in fifth grade.

This explains it better than I ever could.

Right click on the red Xs to see the pictures, they add to the fun.

 

OK, that made me laugh.

 

Nice! Thanks for sharing

 

If this Web site I'm about to name wasn't common knowledge before now on SportsJournalists.com, then I might be contributing to the lack of newspapers on doorsteps all over the country tomorrow.

You can't download games, but play almost all the old NES games at www.everyvideogame.com

Enjoy Bo Jackson and Christian Okoye ...

 

Made it 1200 miles on Oregon Trail before three people in my family and both my oxen died. And I ran out of food, too.

 

IJAG wept.

 

I've only made it 279 miles and in my game JDV has a fever and DP wants to turn around and go home.

 

Goddamnit, at mile marker 423 DP just fell under the wagon and broke his arm.

 

I'm hosed.
boots has dysentary; JDV is coughing up blood; one of my oxen just died and I only have 6 pounds of food left.

 

I'm through 1,234 miles, but all members have my party have been naked for the last 400 miles and JDV died a while ago.
DP, Rok and boots are all very ill.
Thankfully, Angola!, is pushing onward.

 

The first Facebook group I ever joined was, "I just tried to ford the river and my fucking oxen died." Hadn't thought about The Oregon Trail in about 10 years, and laughed my ass off. I promptly found it online and played it. Lots of fun middle school memories.

 

DP is near death and boots has hallucinations. Strange times on the Oregon Trail.

Edit: And now I am done. I made it 1,376 miles before all of my oxen died and I have nothing left to trade. JDV is dead, boots is almost dead, DP is in terrible health, Rok is very weary and Angola! is in fine health.