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Good Doc: Full of fail yet again

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Dec 31, 2007.

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  1. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    And a Happy New Year to you, Mr. spup
     
    spnited, Dec 31, 2007
    #49
  2. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Et cum spiritu tuo, old timer.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 31, 2007
    #50
  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    solid, damn, damn solid.
     
    Tom Petty, Dec 31, 2007
    #51
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, Good Doc's teeth-to-shoe ratio is now 4-1. Unfortunately, it will drop to 2-1 once he can afford that second shoe.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 1, 2008
    #52
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    N-i-c-e
     
    slappy4428, Jan 1, 2008
    #53
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Have all my teeth (except the three wisdom teeth that were pulled), and have never had a cavity or braces.

    But thanks for the cliched joke, Dools.

    Would you next like to mention me fucking some cousin I haven't seen since I was 2?

    I don't mind West Virginia jokes, per se, but Jeebus, there have to be some new ones out there.
     
    Chi City 81, Jan 1, 2008
    #54
  7. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Q: How many West Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Five. One to change the light bulb and four to go off and fuck their cousins.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Jan 1, 2008
    #55
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    How many West Virginians does it take to eat opossum?

    Three

    One to eat the opossum, and two to watch for cars.
     
    93Devil, Jan 1, 2008
    #56
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    How do you tell the bride at a West Virginia wedding?

    She's wearing the cleanest shirt.
     
    slappy4428, Jan 1, 2008
    #57
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    West Virginians like to eat opossum because they like the way they moan.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 1, 2008
    #58
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I laughed out loud at that.
     
    slappy4428, Jan 1, 2008
    #59
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Finally, some originality.
     
    Chi City 81, Jan 1, 2008
    #60
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