Going to Comiskey (a.k.a. The Cell)

Tom Gamboa begs to differ with you

The park is fine. I've been there for a few games in recent years.

 

If they were true, Sam, they wouldn't be cracks.

It's kind of how we do around here. Figured you'd have noticed.

 

I know, IJAG. Some of it is funny. And sometimes it's overkill and a bit unnecessary. I'll probably get blasted for saying that, but that's a chance worth taking.

 

Not our fault that Chicago club is the team of scary gunwielding tattooed loosers.

 

Or at least the one Sox fan you're familiar with.

 

Thanks for taking the, uh, bullet for us Sox fans, Sam. I didn't want to have to come on here and defend the ballpark. They've turned it into a very nice place to see a game.

It's no Wrigley, for sure. You don't get to pee into a trough at The Cell, for instance.

I'm not tattooed or gun-wielding, either. The looser part is still debatable.

 

pallister does not have a gun!!!

 

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo Christmas present!!

(only I'll load both with ketchup)

 

So he's just a scary, tattooed fanboilooser.

 

Your words, not mine.

Oh, wait...

 

To butcher/paraphrase Bob Ryan's immortal quip about The Other Fan Base:

"La, la, la, Wrigley Field, la, la, la, Harry Caray, la, la, la, Old Style, la, la, la, Cubs lose".