god help me.... (Paris Hilton on Larry King)

Re: god help me....

Paris on Larry ... um, "gross" covers the mental image I got.

 

She might be the youngest guest King has had on in 10 years.

 

Anderson Cooper and his panel ripping Paris apart is making me laugh.

 

Except for his wife ... and kid ...


Add: Never mind. She's old..er. Too good looking for him, though.

 

Bindi Irwin has been on a bunch of times.

 

Paris wants to wed:

Would you leave your current girlfriend/wife to marry Paris Hilton with the full knowledge you would never get divorced and be entitled to unlimited wealth for the rest of your life. (She's attractive, you wouldn't kick her out of bed, don't lie)

Paris says she doesn't have a drinking problem:

Drinking from/Servicing herself at age 19 with a champagne bottle during the middle of the filming of 'One night in Paris' doesn't constitute an early drinking problem.

Paris says she doesn't do drugs, nor has she ever:

Do you believe her?

Paris talks to Larry King for an hour:

Do you think she is A) Crazier B) Somewhat normal? C) Just whatever...go away.

 

Normal girl from an uber-rich daddy.

 

And Larry wouldn't have any problem getting up 4 her. He's a Viagra man you know.

 

C. pretty please. C.

 

She's smarter and more mature than Paris is at the moment.

 

My sentiments exactly.

 

You'd never make it. Too tough to drive with the piece of paper over your face.