god help me.... (Paris Hilton on Larry King)

Based on 30 seconds of watching this and another minute listening to Paris stammering in the background, I can tell you that either she:
a.) is amazingly drugged out (looks like tranquilizers, if you ask me);
or b.) has the worst PR people in the world. Who would offer to put her on Larry King for an hour if the girl has no brains, no intellect, no charisma? She's looking down the entire time. I mean, I wouldn't wanna stare Larry in the eye, either, but at least look at the camera every so often.

 

I never really thought Larry King as a suck-up entertainer......until now.

 

You didn't? That's his forte.

 

I never really thought of Paris Hilton as a blonde, either...

 

Ms. Hilton is dodging questions with little ease. She seems awkward and is not upfront about answering questions.

 

I'm now screaming....Larry, have some dignity!

 

Didn't Michael Moore get bumped for this skank?

And we wonder why the world hates us...

 

Larry King needs to retire. Now.

Larry seems to think ADT is a medical condition, not an alarm company.

 

"the crime didn't fit the punishment." :'( :'( :'(

 

Take a pill.

I'd rather listen to her than Michael "Have Another Burger" Moore any day of the week.