Go see Kirk Cameron's new movie or go to Hell, heathen

Again, you don't ever have to listen to his "bat-shit beliefs." No one's forcing you. But if you call being religious "bat-shit" or "creepy," then you've got some issues on your own.

You can choose one path in life. Why do you have to trash the path of other people when it not only does you no harm, but helps millions. Last I checked, Catholic Charities, the YMCA, numerous hospitals and medical centers with a religious affiliation, ditto for colleges, did a lot of good.

 

I smell a blockbuster, IJAG. We'll collaborate on the script.

 

Is Kirk showing up at your house and forcing you to listen to sermons?

 

What if Satan was a cop who had to go under cover by wearing a fat suit and pretending to be the criminal's grandmother?

 

Thanks for checking in, Tyler Perry.

 

Ugh, that guy sucks

 

What if Satan was tough, smart kid from the wrong side of the tracks who discovered he had a long lost twin brother who was a rich, dim-witted snob?
Could you imagine the hijinks?

 

Some people are religious. Some people are batshit. Not all people who are religious are batshit. Not all people who are batshit are religious. Based on that information, which of the following statements would you consider to be true:

1) All religious people are batshit.
2) All batshit people are not religious.
3) Some religious people are batshit, even if hondo doesn't think so.

 

Or what if an short white guy and an tall Asian guy pissed on Satan's carpet? You know, the one that tied the room together.

 

The one that tied the room together

 

So, just how long has it been since Cameron had a project get a wide release?

 

I'm guessing kid No. 4.