GO GO GO GORILLAS!!!

This week's six-man football score o' the week:

Trent Gorillas 132, Novice Hornets 86

The 218 combined points broke the state record set last year when Throckmorton beat May 102-100 in five overtimes.

This game was called with 6:47 to go in the fourth quarter on the 45-point mercy rule. A kid from Trent scored nine touchdowns. A kid from Novice scored seven.

It must be mentioned that Trent was the first six-man school in the state to install artificial turf (lots of wind farms in that part of the prairie meant lots and lots of tax money for the school district, which has maybe 200 kids K-12). FYI, Zephyr became the second this season. Don't know how they paid for it.

My heartfelt condolences to the survivors of the poor soul who took this call:

TRENT 20 32 48 32—132
NOVICE 18 28 40 0—86

First Quarter
Nov— Josh Ariste 12 run (kick failed) 7:53
Tre— Bradley Hutchinson 3 run (kick failed) 5:31
Tre— Hutchinson 35 pass from Riley Majors (kick failed) 4:51
Nov— Jared Briley 3 run (kick failed) 2:30
Tre— Hutchinson 38 run (Daniel Watson kick) 1:10
Nov— Ariste 33 run (kick failed) 0:36

Second Quarter
Tre— Sawyer Scruggs 12 pass from Watson (Watson kick) 9:06
Nov— Ariste 47 run (Ariste pass from Briley) 8:54
Nov— Ariste 58 run (Spikes pass from Ariste) 6:24
Nov— Scotty Pringle 27 run (Briley pass from Ariste) 5:00
Tre— Majors 29 run (Watson kick) 2:49
Nov— Pringle 50 KO return (Starkey pass from Ariste) 2:39
Tre— Dillan Pape pass from Majors (Watson kick) 0:27
Tre— Jean Townsond pass from Majors (Watson kick) 0:01

Third Quarter
Nov— Pringle 45 KO return (kick failed) 9:53
Tre— Hutchinson 40 pass from Majors (Watson kick) 9:42
Tre— Hutchinson 45 pass from Majors (Watson kick) 9:18
Nov— Ariste 42 run (Starkey pass from Ariste) 9:03
Tre— Hutchinson 14 run (Watson kick) 7:32
Nov— A.J. Delgadillo 16 pass from Ariste (kick failed) 4:58
Tre— Hutchinson 40 run (Watson kick) 4:46
Nov— Briley 41 pass from Ariste (Ariste kick) 4:27
Tre— Dillan 12 pass from Majors (Watson kick) 3:10
Nov— Ariste 38 run (kick failed) 2:52
Tre— Chris Tucker 45 KO return (Watson kick) 2:40
Nov— Ariste 20 run (Delgadillo pass from Ariste) 1:53

Fourth Quarter
Tre— Dillan pass from Majors (Watson kick) 9:00
Tre— Hutchinson 3 run (Watson kick) 7:49
Tre— Audie Miller pass from Majors (Watson kick) 7:21
Tre— Hutchinson 52 run (Watson kick) 6:27

 

Six-man football is not a sport.

 

Keep talking like that and you're going to cost someone a scholarship

 

How big are the fields in six-man?

 

80 yards long and 40 yards wide

kickoffs are from the kicking team's 20

teams have to gain 15 yards for a first down

everybody is an eligible receiver, but the ball must change hands before it crosses the line of scrimmage (no quarterback keepers)

PAT kicks are worth two points and a run or pass worth one; field goals are worth four points (if you employ a holder and a kicker, that leaves four to block six)

quarters are 10 minutes

 

You know, it's gotta suck to score seven touchdowns in a game you lose by 45.

 

What the hell game were they playing? Football, or Red Rover?

 

and why aren't the papers covering jv red rover?

 

Suck it, suckers! I have Bradley Hutchinson on my six-man fantasy football team!

 

I had Ariste, who accounted for the same number of TDs passing and receiving and got 7 more points on PATs. Suck this!

 

Thought the thread might be about this ...