Glue, private parts, scorned lovers - this didn't end well

Those are some great mugshots -- the first one is like "Yeah, I did it -- what's it to you?" and in the second the Candy Crowley-lookalike is defiantly folding her arms.

 

They definitely don't look like they have been rehabilitated. And you know what they say, "Once a woman gets a taste for supergluing a man's penis to his stomach she won't stop."

 

Having trouble posting the picture, but here's number three:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-3ba507b66aab45a9bfd97da201d6fb5f-2,0,7059412.photo

 

An improvement. Somewhat.

 

You mean that he posted the link rather than the picture itself?

 

It puts the lotion in the basket.

 

Neenah represent!

I hate to say it, but I had this happen to me once. It's happens to Wisconsin natives more often than you think. In the interest of full disclosure, here's the pix ...







The cow was just a phase I was going through.

I'd have shown you the fourth one, but that was the dead deer. They used it as the glue for my penis.

 

About the protection of the victim's identity: Are they leaving his name -- and his wife's name -- out because they perps did something to his genitals? If, for example, they had managed to affix his left arm to his left side, would this be an issue?
Just asking.

 

And there's been another arrest... the victim himself:

http://www.jsonline.com/newswatch/52530417.html

 

I'm guessing the wife is the only one not romantically involved.

 

Was the penis glued to his stomach while in the upright and locked position?