Gloves off: Clemens' alleged affair with singer

Began when she was 15, according to this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/27/2008-04-27_sources_roger_clemens_had_10year_fling_w.html

It was inevitable, as soon as Clemens filed the defamation suit. The trainer has to know where the bodies are buried.

 

Just at first glance: re the headline, does ten years really constitute a 'fling'??

 

Are you there God? It's me, BYH. Please let this be true and I'll stop reading Playboy and start going to church.

 

Thank GOD! I had heard about this, but was sworn to secrecy until 4:30 when I was told it would hit the site.

HAHAHAHA ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE CLEMENS! Fucking a 15-year-old? Who's a "special family friend?

Fuck you, you fucking goddamn lying piece of adulterous, statutory-raping piece of shit.

 

OH MY GOD! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE SEEN! IT'S ROGER CLEMENS COMMITTING STATUTORY RAPE!

 

Honestly, I'm not sure I could be any happier right now. The hillbilly family man fucking a 15-year-old. Glorious.

I heart schenfraude, even if I can't spell it.

 

sonofabitch. How did I miss that wide-open layup?

 

GREATEST. STORY. EVER.

 

God, the details in there are FANTASTIC. Partying with Lewinsky and Jordan? Awesome.

 

You forgot "alleged-steroid-using."

(An abcess on his .... uh, cheek? I had not heard that. I'm not sure I wanted to.)

Do you suppose Mrs. Clemens knew how special a family friend McCready really was?

 

Wow. Just wow.

 

Wowzers. If this is true, he was nearly twice her age when they "met." That's neat, I guess.