Global Warming Warning, Part 496

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/03/10/climate.report.ap/index.html

Is this a d_b? Old news?

I stumbled across it, and maybe I'm finally starting to worry. Any reason I shouldn't?

 

Well, shit. O/U on old_tony's arrival here? I'm pegging it at 5:30 p.m. EST.

 

And he'll claim that since we just finished the coldest weather in February in 30 years, global warming is UNPOSSIBLE.

 

I don't know why I've just now started to worry about this — maybe getting older and a little less selfish — but I'm glad. That shit sounds awful.

 

Luckily I'll be dead by then. And since it won't affect me, who cares?

 

I guess you're not planning on reproducing, then?

 

I think he just forgot the blue font

 

Or maybe he's the kind of dude who kicks puppies and burns trees for fun.

 

I'm taking the under. What are the stakes?

 

Loser owes me a beer.

 

The stakes? The welfare of several billion people and a bag of Doritos.

 

As opposed to the hundreds of millions who are facing starvation today because they were unlucky enough to be born to the wrong family in the wrong country.