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Glad our tax dollars went to clearing this up: No such thing as mermaids

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member


    Jesus, will you people please waste our money in better ways.
  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I agree. It must have cost at least $150 to get someone to design that page and write three paragraphs of text.

    Get Congress to investigate. The Fast And The Fishiest!
  3. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    That NORAD Santa Claus tracker is proof the government is socialist.
  4. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    It's all just an excuse to degrade America's morals still further by exposing us all to another gratuitous mermaid butt-cleavage etching!
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Whatever they spent, they got gypped on the typeface. Even Comic Sans would have been a step up
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member


    Screw you, Hondo!
  7. MightyMouse

    MightyMouse Member

    Makes you wonder if the US Forest Service has a similar page on sasquatches.
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    IF they didn't issue this press release the RWSM foghorns would be blasting 24/7:

  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That is clearly a ruse to draw attention away from the existence of Mermen.
  10. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Mermaids is passé. The U.N. is going to take away our guns is back in vogue with treaty negotiations about to start regarding the illicit arms trade.

    Time to take our countree back with second amendment remedees. No one can stop those who believe in libertee.
  11. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    And I thought they wanted to be part of our world.
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Just because they didn't find one doesn't mean they don't exist.
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