Givin' the dog a bone

She's now as cold as the dog's nose

 

My god, I love you all sometimes.

 

There once was a girl from near Dublin
Uglies with dogs, she was bumpin'
She got on her knees
The doggie to please
Not knowing that death was a comin'

 

Can you imagine facing a life sentence for buggery?


"Watcha in for, mate?"

"Buggery."

"Well, you've come to the right place, now, adn't you?"

 

Don't ask me about Anna Phylaxis.
Hot tail was waggin' on that miss.
She met a young pup.
Said, "Hey Ruff, what's up?"
"Yell, 'Come boy!,' I'll be around back, Sis."

 

Do dogs that nail humans get shunned from the fraternity that is dogs that bang dogs?

Or do dogs earn higher status by doing humans?

Anyone have any idea?

 

I don't think dogs and humans should be able to live in the same neighborhoods. [/Mark2010]

 

Dogs, the young lass liked to fuck
Perhaps doggie dicks she did suck
But her system's not strong
To take doggie dong
And her innards responded with, "Yuck."

 

In better days: "Lick me, my pet."

 

This is just too fun:

There once was a girl from Nantucket
With a dog so hot she would fuck it
As she said with a grin
Much kibble on her chin,
"Uuuuuhhhhhherrrrr..." (Slump)

 

This has got to show up on 1,000 Ways to Die